Things that are important to me: nail art, pop culture, music, and speaking over everyone else in the room.
Things that are not important to me: Your feelings and/or anyone reading this. (JK! I love you all!)
Most importantly, Don't ever take anything I say seriously. We're all just huge chunks of meat and bone running around this planet waiting for the opportunity to begin the decaying process. AKA: Nothing matters, and everything is everything. Lighten up or I'm going to need to see you in my office after class!